超NB

牛 · niú · the cow that started it all

牛牛 niúniu 2 cows
犇犇 bēnbēn 6 cows

犇 是三个牛叠起来的，所以犇犇以 6:2 领先。 犇 stacks three of them, so 犇犇 wins six to two.

今天的笑话 · Joke of the day

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

牛 牛 牛 答案藏在这里 · answer hidden
今天的牛 · Cow of the day

牛的冷知识 · Useless cow facts

牛有最好的朋友，被分开的时候会有压力。 Cows have best friends, and get stressed when they are separated.

NB 指数 · The NB-o-meter

Scientifically unsound. Emotionally accurate.

88/100

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你属什么 · Your zodiac animal

Twelve animals. One of them is literally a cow, which explains a lot.

牛 Ox · 牛 niú The literal NB. Steady, patient, unstoppable.

Born in January or early February? The lunar new year lands after Jan 1, so you may belong to the year before.